“for smart drinkers only”

—Dumb King Ferdinando,
also known as Muso Allungato
(Elongated Snout),
of Roccapicata the Master,
for gold a great
passion did foster.

Proud of jewels and gold
collected in the entire reign,
he missed only a goat
with golden fleece
to be fully pleased.

Evoking the stars
with the wish for the kid,
he was granted by the touch
of a magic stick: petite
goatee, elongated snout,
now his face in the label
appears triumphant
and proud—